It's Over

Stop feeling the love. Valentine's day is over. Burn your candy hearts. By the way, I googled myself (something I do regularly) and found this training seminar: http://www.training-classes.com/learn/_k/s/a/m/sam_lloyd/. The heading up at the top is the best: Sam Lloyd Training. And, I didn't know this, but the Ted guy on Scrubs: Named Sam Lloyd. Guess there was a famous puzzle maker, too. I realize now that I have never posted an OmegaLord picture on here. I need to remedy this!!!!!!!

OK. That was surprisingly easy. What now?

PS: BobLand! is free by email. Still not a virus, and I quote Emily Jeanotte in saying "Well, Sam, your program has failed to crash my computer yet." As a CD, with a more guaranteed safety package, it's still $1.50. Most of which is actually covering the CD.

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What else

is there

to say?

Happy Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's Day.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

Interesting

Here are the lyrics to the song by the band OmegaLord, OmegaLord.

I am the end of everything you thought you knew
I am the end of everything you thought was true
I am the end of everything that comforts you
I am the tears upon your face you cry in vain
I am the fire in your mind, I am your rage
I am the winds of change that sweep you away
I am the prince of peace and the god of war
I am the bringer of wisdom and the king of fools
I am the one who will forever change your world
I am the lust upon your tongue, upon your lips
I am the hunger in your eyes and in your kiss
I am the one that can give to you eternal bliss
When the light has died I will rise once more
Never has there been one such as me before
I am the end of time, I am Omegalord
I am the end of everything you thought you knew
I am the end of everything you thought was true
When the light has died I will rise once more
I am the end of time, I am Omegalord

Happy! Come on: Don't pretend I won't make references to this in the game.

OmegaLord Update

*BRRING! BRRING!*
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Sorry.
OmegaLord is not outfitted with mouselook, like
"Oh! I can look around simply by moving the mouse!"
Also, I am working on the new animation, and fixing the shooting.
Okay.
That will be all.
Bye.

Really.
Eventually.
I promise.
Don't leave me here alone.

Story Line Coming!

It's still in the writing!
Here's an excerpt...

Venolo had attempted to cast a spell for ice just as the stranger had used a fire cast. Orn screamed in horror as his parent's burned corpses fell to the ground. The scream did not end there. It grew until the very earth's core trembled with the unbridled rage in Orn.

Happy, eh?
Look for it coming by the end of January. I hope.

BOB SALE!

Price of Bob! is dropping to only $1.50! That's great!
Please read our warranty and terms of service upon purchase.

GO GO SUPER BOB GO!
I'm writing this in HTML!

Well, gotta go back to falling into my P!ATD addiction.

This is not a drill...

Any and all stories you may have heard about Bob! being a virus are pure coincidence. So is the title. No, Mr. Whitney's virus software was just doing a routine checkup. It found something that it could download to help protect against a virus that he would have known if he had. It brought up a little window:

______________________

Warning:
You are not protected
against a rapidly spreading
Virus!
_____________________

This is having nothing to do with DarkNet's software.
We assure that all our software is virus free, but we cannot protect against viruses on your home computers that may corrupt our files.

Howdy, Howdy, Howdy!

Not a whole lot of news, but we are now selling a game, BobLand! and an OmegaLord demo for $2. The only requirement is that you have $2 and Windows. We also accept payment in the form of checks. Though why you'd want to write a check for $2 is beyond me. To order your copy, email me- No. Write me a letter,-no. Everyone who reads this goes to my school. Just talk to me. If, however, you happen to live in a galaxy far, far away, or like in Nevada or something, just send it to P.O. box Idon'thaveoneyet. Don't actually send it there, cause there is probably some company that would love your two cents. And two bucks. When I actually get a P.O. box, I will accept mail. I'll let you know.

BobLand!, for those of you NOT in the know, focuses on our hero, SuperBob, who must stop children from turning in work with their name on it! If you fail... Granny will vanish! For those of you who ARE in Nevada, Bob is the entity that completes all work without a name on it.
Will this game reveal his chilling past? Who really is Bob?
All these questions and more will definitely not be answered by this game, but check out our upcoming game (after OmegaLord) Path of Bob: Cheeseslayer.
A 3D FPS about slaying the foul cheeses that robbed Bob of the ability to put his name on work. I'm serious. What? I need a lighthearted game after OmegaLord, and all his foul demons...
Hey... Do you guys even know the storyline of OmegaLord? Well. When did I forget to tell you that. Also, look for the upcoming book, OmegaLord: Path of Orn, which chronicles the whole spiel of things.

Look for the storyline coming here soon!

HEY KIDS!
Wanna write OmegaLord updates?
Well, just reply to this post with, "Dear awesomeness that is Sam, I would be greatly happified if you would allow me to do such a thing as this." Then you create an account, let me know and PAPAPOW! You have access to this holiest of holies.
Not like, a hole. Like holy.

-Sam "Solamenter"

OMG! OMG! OMG! WOFL! What does WOFL mean?

This links to a website where you can DOWNLOAD A DEMO! in 3D! OMG! http://www.sharebigfile.com/file/63475/OmegaLord-Demo-exe.html
Just enter the three letters/numbers on the bottom, click submit, and w00t.
Then you wait.Then click (surprise) Download file now!
WOFL!
I luv y'alls. Not.
-Sam
P.S. You need Windows.

Hello? Mic check one two...

Hey, everypeoples, and yes, Mr. Lord, I am blatantly ripping off Homestar Runner. I am in the midst of doing some research on games, but one question remains...
Would you guys want the game to come out much sooner or to come out a lot longer away, but with better graphix? Like 3D graphix, but it would be First person, but i think I can still manage the effetx... If you want to see what it would look like, I can send you a demo.
-Sam, or, as my internet aliases go, Omega.
Omega OUT!