OmegaLord: Death's Grasp

OmegaLord: Death's Grasp

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Howdy, Howdy, Howdy!

Not a whole lot of news, but we are now selling a game, BobLand! and an OmegaLord demo for $2. The only requirement is that you have $2 and Windows. We also accept payment in the form of checks. Though why you'd want to write a check for $2 is beyond me. To order your copy, email me- No. Write me a letter,-no. Everyone who reads this goes to my school. Just talk to me. If, however, you happen to live in a galaxy far, far away, or like in Nevada or something, just send it to P.O. box Idon'thaveoneyet. Don't actually send it there, cause there is probably some company that would love your two cents. And two bucks. When I actually get a P.O. box, I will accept mail. I'll let you know.

BobLand!, for those of you NOT in the know, focuses on our hero, SuperBob, who must stop children from turning in work with their name on it! If you fail... Granny will vanish! For those of you who ARE in Nevada, Bob is the entity that completes all work without a name on it.
Will this game reveal his chilling past? Who really is Bob?
All these questions and more will definitely not be answered by this game, but check out our upcoming game (after OmegaLord) Path of Bob: Cheeseslayer.
A 3D FPS about slaying the foul cheeses that robbed Bob of the ability to put his name on work. I'm serious. What? I need a lighthearted game after OmegaLord, and all his foul demons...
Hey... Do you guys even know the storyline of OmegaLord? Well. When did I forget to tell you that. Also, look for the upcoming book, OmegaLord: Path of Orn, which chronicles the whole spiel of things.

Look for the storyline coming here soon!

Wanna write OmegaLord updates?
Well, just reply to this post with, "Dear awesomeness that is Sam, I would be greatly happified if you would allow me to do such a thing as this." Then you create an account, let me know and PAPAPOW! You have access to this holiest of holies.
Not like, a hole. Like holy.

-Sam "Solamenter"

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